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Nintendo of America's President KICKS ASS and TAKES NAMES onrine on Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection. Massacre 17.
Join Reggie in this E3 2009 POST-GAME CELEBRATION, taking a break from all the ASS that attended the conference.
Tonight happens to be very special, as Nintendo's top executives have joined as honored guests for a night of NINTENDO EXEC KART.
"IWATA-TIME." Top Boss Satoru Iwata will drop the bomb like a broken 360.
"ZELDA DELAYED." General Manager Shigeru Miyamoto oversees the race, looking to upend some ASS.
"RPG PLAYERS ARE DEPRESSED GAMERS WHO LIKE TO SIT ALONE IN THEIR DARK ROOMS AND PLAY SLOW GAMES." Immortal Wizard Hiroshi Yamauchi
passes up racers like he passed up that Sony partnership.
Retired President Yamauchi WAS in the race for a brief moment, but had to bail out. Probably got distracted by some depressed gamers that were interested in grand games with higher-quality graphics and sound and epic stories. Saying the words "Gran Turismo 5" made the old man laugh and return in time for the next race. |
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