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Game Title: Mario Kart Wii Once the video is 100% buffered, you can right-click
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Length: 1:38
Video: 852x480 (16:9), 59.94 fps, DivX Pro 6.8.5
Audio: 128 kbps MP3
Total Bitrate: 66.3 MB/min
Source: 480p YPrPb
NOTES:
Nintendo of America's President KICKS ASS and TAKES NAMES onrine on Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection. Massacre 08.

Unsuspecting non-gamers step aside in FEAR as Reggie DISRUPTS the competition and UPSTREAMS his way to the top. Reggie's BLUE OCEAN STRATEGY is so INTENSE that he can't be confined TO A SINGLE DRIVER.

TEAM REGGIE triumphs over ADVERSITY and CORRUPTION, serving the Foot of JUSTICE to tasteless, meritless bike users and cheaters (same difference). Interesting things to note are the wicked lag ghosts that constantly attempt to deceive REGGIE, and one dishonest biker who fails at life, successfully cheat-boosting himself off the course. Well done, asswipe.

This night was the first night I abandoned bikes in an effort to solidify TEAM REGGIE's arsenal, to exclusively use karts to demonstrate honest skill and restore HONOR & GLORY to this game. Now, I know it's not the fastest kart nor the smallest target, but I made sure to choose a beast worthy of REGGIE's might. Bumping bikes off courses, cleaning trash off the road is a community service all allies of justice must participate in.
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